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Flying Spaghetti Monster’s picture irks KS Board of Ed member

Thursday, April 13th, 2006, by Fred (, No Comments »
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fsm.jpgSo what happens when one of the ignorant cavedwellers who voted for Kansas’ new anti-science science curriculum comes face to face with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a deity created specifically to show how ignorant the Kansas Board of Education is? Not pretty.

Creature’s picture irks Board of Ed member

State Board of Education member Connie Morris took exception Wednesday to a picture of a made-up creature that satirizes the state’s new science standards hanging on a Stucky Middle School teacher’s door.Fellow board member Sue Gamble told The Eagle that Morris asked for the picture to be removed.

The creature, called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is the creation of Bobby Henderson of Corvallis, Ore. It looks like a clump of spaghetti with two eyes sticking out of the top and two meatballs flanking the eyes.

Henderson created the entity and an accompanying mythology on the origin of mankind to make fun of Kansas’ recent debate over the teaching of criticisms of evolution, including intelligent design.

In November, the board voted 6-4 to allow criticisms of evolution to be taught in Kansas schools.

Who won the battle? FSM, of course.

Gamble said she told the principal that it was his decision whether the monster could stick around.

“I advised the principal that Morris has no authority,” she said. “I told him to deal with his staff as he saw fit, not by what a state board member says.”

The picture was still on the door at the end of the school day Wednesday.

[via evolution]

Monty Python’s Personal Best

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006, by Fred (, No Comments »
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Cool TV starting tonight on PBS: Monty Python’s Personal Best

“Monty Python’s Personal Best,” a series of six outrageous one-hour specials showcasing the groundbreaking comedians with new footage and original clips, will premiere on PBS February 22, 2006.

Each episode will include members of the original Monty Python troupe performing in favorite clips from their unorthodox television series, “Monty Python’s Flying Circus,” repurposed with exclusive new material. Each of the five living Pythons — John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin — produced and wrote his own episode, and collaborated to create the sixth special in honor of deceased member Graham Chapman. The episodes will air over a three week period in two-hour blocks on PBS on February 22, March 1 and March 8.

Check your local affiliate for showtimes. In St. Louis, the episodes are running at 8 and 9 pm Wednesdays and 2 and 3 am Fridays for the next three weeks.

There were 45 episodes of Flying Circus. Here’s a complete list. Some of the sketch choices are obvious (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10). I just hope to see:

  • Anne Elk’s Theory on Brontosauruses
  • Gumby Brain Specialist
  • Ron Obvious: The First Man to Jump the Channel
  • Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
  • The Philosophers Song
  • The Olympic Hide-and-seek Final