Wow. Don’t ever piss of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Check out how they killed off Chef after Scientologist Isaac Hayes left the show in a huff:
“A lot of us don’t agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days,” one of the children eulogizes him at a funeral. “Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can’t let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile.”We shouldn’t be mad at Chef for leaving us,” the eulogy concludes. “We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.”
Sounds like a good tagline. Scientology: A Fruity Little Club That Scrambles Your Brains.
Except it’s not just a fruity little club. And it’s not harmless. Instead of scrambling your brains, Scientology kills you by depriving you of contact with humans or medical treatment in a bogus ritual. And makes you consent to said ritual and waive any claims against them before you can join their “religion”. Or insists that you forego psychiatric treatment for your schizophrenia in favor of vitamins from a chiropractor (because modern psychiatric medicine derives from an ancient space alien civilization’s plot to drug and enslave humanity, of course), until you stab your mother 77 times. The pedophiles of the adventurers club on South Park seem kind of harmless in comparison.
