I realize that many Christians look askance at the application of math to dogma (i.e. just how did Noah fit all those species on the Ark?), but here’s a quantification of transubstantiation, the doctrine that during communion the bread and wine literally transform into the body and blood of Christ:
If you conservatively assume that these are the End Times and that Jesus will soon be completely consumed (a detail that I do not believe is a part of mainstream Christian dogma), then he weighs twenty million times more than you, and contains ninety-two billion times as much blood. (20,282,528x and 92,000,000,000x).
(If you assume that only the priest drinks the wine instead of every supplicant having a sip, then the blood ratio is smaller by around two orders of magnitude, depending on the priest/non-priest ratio.)
By comparison, the largest living animal on Earth is the Blue Whale, at a paltry 150 tons (a mere 2,500� bigger than you). It is believed that the largest dinosaur, the Argentinosaurus, weighed only 90 tons.
However, perhaps Jesus, like Wolverine, has amazing regenerative powers (in which case, it’s surprising it took him three days to return from the dead. But maybe he was just taking a little time-out.)
I’m told that the average person sheds 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime, and that 70% of household dust is dessicated human. I will leave further research along this line of thinking to others.
